调：A major•
Verse 1
it's anti -records recording artist
Nico
Case.
Hey
Meatwad.
Yeah, hey.
What you doing in my house, girl?
Well, you invited me.
We're friends,
Meatwad, remember?
Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, I know.
You ain't no cop, are you?
Because you're supposed to say if you is.
No, I'm not a cop.
Oh, good.
Nico, I'm glad you're here.
Let's you and me sing a song
about the best
Christmas gift of all.
The wonder comes from deeper than,
from the nose region, specifically.
Saint
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Nick swiped and wiped and left
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I knew I'd been a good boy this year.
Meet what someone left a
But I don't think that they
Bm
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I really think the issue was they
No, it was
And he made sure it was
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F#m
Bm
Christmas bright and green
Meatwad,
You left
You strung boogers round the tree
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D
C#m
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Bm
You left a boogery
Well, negro kids,
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Bm
they just don't make no sense.
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F#m
I make that winner dinner.
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And I digest all the evidence.
Santa
Stop.
It's not
Santa's booger meat,
Wad.
What?
I'm sorry, buddy.
It's not
Santa's booger.
Well, shoot,
I know that.
You do?
Yeah.
Santa don't make his own boogers.
He's an elf booger.
See, in his workshop up in the
North
Pole,
they grow boogers in the elf nurses.
Santa just picks them and distributes.
He's a middle man.
I just didn't want to complicate
things for the listener.
I know how the operation works,
so we good.
You do the song the way I
Well, I wrote it.
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OK,
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Santa left a booger in your stocking.
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for me to complete my snot nativity.
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snot nativity
Alright, so you want you some eggnog,
Nico?
Is that nutmeg?
Uh, no, it's milk.
Boogies.
Thank you, no.
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