Won't you be my prom queen?
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen?
(It's time for my senior prom)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
I'm taking too long gettin' dressed,
Because today is not your
My high school prom is coming and
I heed my daddy's warnings
a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much
my mother says I'm very handsome
I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the
I must now approach them (or)
Or my daddy might get mad and
break my wrist again (ow)
And so I chose her, her hair,
my heart and pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends,
would you be my prom queen?
I'd rather die, I'd rather die, I'd rather die,
I'd rather die, I'd rather die,
I'd rather die, I'd rather die (will)
I'd rather die, I'd rather die, I'd rather die,
There was a time (when) when
Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me
So now I sit and watch her
she has so many different friends (will)
Will they miss her when she's
dead or will they just pretend?
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
And I've been telling myself all day,
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your
prom king) (everybody has a real good time)
I took a towel from the locker
I had to throw away her gym
I carried her home on my shoulders
I thought about my situation
but we're having prom in my cellar
I guess I'll never have to tell her
to Meijer's, four dollars worth
lars that was in her purse
I bought balloons and streamers
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo Punch
I hung the streamers and bal
loons on my basement wall
I banged my head a couple times,
I'm just too fuckin' tall
I would have took her to the school
But I had to kill her first,
I put a record on and then
I pray she cannot feel the
woody growing in my pants
be proud of all that I've done
he'll probably come and hug his son
I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
The more I think about it, tears
are rolling down my cheek
I hope that I showed Christine
that's how my daddy did my mother
Our seniors deserve a night
to celebrate with friends
And celebrate all their great work
Prom night is your very own special night
And everybody always remember their high school
prom (everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom
king) (everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time