Guess who's back on your
underground dial! (who?)
It's the game show host wit the
most (Violent J)
And tonight we gonna have a
little pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Top cop per! It's been a long while!
Lace up your boots and come
on down the aisle.
Mr. Big Man packin' that steel.
But tonight you ain't shit.
Now spin the fuckin' wheel!
Looks good nice try! Now let's
see just how you gon' die!
Lucky, lucky,
it landed on Carpenter Jed.
He just pounds nails in your forehead.
The pig got lucky that time.
But let's take a look.
Who's next down the line.
Oh, the 43rd District Judge.
Hey pal! Remember me?
You threw me in jail!
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck.
The clicker's landed.
Let me check.
The Jookie, hey it ain't bad at all.
We just cut your face
off and slap your skull.
Who's next for the games and fun ?
Hillbilly Earl, C'mon down! Run!
The redneck that
sic'ed his dog on me.
Now that's gonna cost you a
spin buddy!
Spin around and around it goes!
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes!
Then I throw your corpse
on top of the pile.
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild.
Ya like big money and
prizes don't ya?
You'd probably kill for a
big prize won't ya?
You little bitch! It's your turn to
spin. (ding ding)
"Free money!"
Now spin again. Oh goody,
now unzip your drawers.
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls!
Raise you upside down for the big batta.
Now we bust your head like a
piniata! (Yeah!)
The audience loves that shit!
Listen to 'em cheer when your
forehead splits
Wait, cut to a break! Oh shit da-damn uh,
uh, we got guts on the camera.
"The Joker's Wild is brought to you
Here's
your chance for the big money
Cash
Flow!
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever! Joker,
Joker, Lem on!
We sever your head! Pick
a door! 1, 2, or 3
It's the same behind every door,
me!
There's no escape. Now
gimme that bald head!
The crowd can't help,
look, their all dead!
And they just watching their doom.
We broadcast from hell to your living room.
I ripped off his neck bone,
wicked clown style.
Anything goes on The Joker's Wild.
"It's time to play hit or miss! Con
testant #1, open your mouth!
Contestant #2,
Get ready!
Will he hit or miss?"
~spear hitting~
"He Hit!"
Yeah!
"What's next?!"
"We got money, we got cash,
we got prizes! We got blood, we got Guts, we
Got
Naked
Dead bitches! On
The Joker's Wild!"
I got my yellow suit, and my purple tie.
Somebody's gonna die! Oh, my!
It's Mr. Thompson my next
door neighbor.
Always bitchin'! Yellin' from the kit chen,
window.
See he died then he went to hell, though.
We meet again! I got my
own game show.
Spin the wheel 'cause I just
can't fuck around.
"Bonus round!"
Oh, shit! The end of the game.
Bonus round.
We goin out with a bang! You got a
chance for money and prizes!
You got a chance at death too!
So get ready,
I'm comin' at ya fast!
Your chance for freedom at last!
Four questions. So are ya
ready Jack?
"Uh, I-I think think so"
Insane Clown Posse 
