There's an old hollow tree
down the road here from me,
where you lay down a dollar or two.
Then you drive round the bend
when you come back again
with a jug full of mountain dew.
Oh, they call it that old mountain dew,
and them that refuse it are few.
Oh, I'll shut up my mug
if you fill up my jug
with that good old Mountain Dew.
Now, if you are the sort that
really could snort,
yes, piece of advice that is true,
Get it straight from the hills
where the moonshine is still
Makes you drink all that mountain dew
Oh, they call it that old mountain dew
And them bad refusin' are few
Oh, I'll shut up my mug
if you fill up my jug
With that good old mountain
dew
Oh, the preacher drove by
in his high -breasted fly
Said his wife had been down with the blue
And he thought that I ought
just sell him a quart
On that good old Mountain Dew
Oh, they call it that old Mountain Dew
And them that refuse it are few
Oh, I'll shut up my mug
if you fill up my jug
with a good old Mountain Dew.
Mr. Roosevelt told us just how he felt
when he saw that the dry law was through.
If your liquor's too red,
it will swell up your head,
better stick to your Mountain Dew.
Oh, they call it that old Mountain Dew,
and them that diffuse it are few.
Oh, I'll shut up my mug
if you fill up my jug
with that good old Mountain Dew.