All right, boys, a one, a two,
a three, a four.
Now old
Farmer
Brown, he lived down on the farm.
He had the laziest animals
that ever was born
The cows they would moo and
the music would play
Then they'd all lay down
and just sleep all day
They didn't have no pills,
they wouldn't work at all
So
Brown went over to town,
about five mile and a half
And when he come back home,
he brought a phone and drive
Well he took his contraption
out to the barn
Now business is a -pinkin'
up around the barn
He plays the barnyard boogie
and a drink a day
Then all the animals get in and start to making hay,
pouring in hay.
Make some hay now.
Yes, yes.
Now he had an old bull down at that place,
man that rascal was so lazy he wouldn't show
his face.
But when he heard the boogie start to play,
the bull got up and started makin' hey, hey -hey.
He had an old rooster that forgot how to crow,
the hens wouldn't even look at him and he's
feeling kinda low.
But when he heard the boogie, he started to perk,
and the hymns all said, why, he ain't no jerk.
There's a barnyard boogie,
at the bank of day.
Then all the animals get up, and start to make a day,
a horny day.
It's the silliest thing we ever did play.