Oh, I was goin' round the curve
doin' ninety miles an hour
When the chain on my bicycle broke
I was skinned all over by the rocks
And the gravel and was punctured
You've heard of accidents in hot rods,
in mo torcycles and airplanes
The accident I had will take the cake
All my foots lift off the pedal and my
Therefore I couldn't even
Now I'm not bragging, I'm not lying,
I'm just laying here a -dying
I've got the front wheel for a necktie
and the back wheel for a belt
And I'm using the fender for a coat
Yeah, I was going round the curve
Doing ninety miles an hour
When the chain on my bicycle broke
I was skinned all over by the rocks
And the gravel and was punctured to
Oh, I'm so sore it's got me moanin'
Yeah, I'm layin' here a -groanin'
And pretty soon I'll be kickin' up a fuss
Oh, I'm goin' back to hikin'
And give away this here bike ridin'
Cos I feel like I've been struck by a
Oh, I was goin' round the curve
doin' ninety miles an hour
When the chain on my bicycle broke
I was skinned all over by the
