What's up, peepers?
This is
Zinch the
Pimp.
That's double
P, double
I, double
M, double
P.
Cause I be pit, pit,
and pin like a motherfucker.
Anyways, anyways,
I'm the original player from the
Himalayas.
You know about the
Himalayas?
That's the place that
Bigfoot come from.
Or as the indigenous peepers of the
region would like to call him,
the
Yeti.
Anyway, anyway,
I pimp some of these three
Sherpa hoes.
I get some to give me three yaks
in a secret location at
Bigfoot.
I take the yaks, use them as bait, catch
Bigfoot, cut off his feet, and make
Bigfoot shoes.
I call the star,
National
Enquirer,
People
Magazine
And I sell him all the story for
an undisclosed amount
Calls up
Micah
Jackson, asks him if he
wants to buy some
Bigfoot shoes
Mike business all out there anyway,
so I tell ya he bought the shoes for three million dollars
I hops on a plane, I goes to
England
Crashes the
Queen of
England's birthday party
Even though I had all that money in my pocket,
I didn't buy the broad shit
I eats up all the food, I drinks up all the wine
I pitches the
Duchess of
York on the ass
I smoked a blunt with
Prince
William, and I smacked
Prince
Charles for getting out of line
The scene got kind of boring,
so I steals the
Royal
Jews
And I go check
South
East three
African hoes I know in
East
London
Now the three
East
African hoes from
East
London, they wants to go to a club in
West
London
And when we gets to
West
London, I runs into this
Saudi
Arabian chick
That I knows from back, back in the days,
understand what I'm saying
She tells me that her father is the
ambassador to
Transylvania
And asks her brother if he want to go
Now I'm pimpin',
never been to
Transylvania
So I jumps on a private jet, and boom,
I'm a member of the
Mile
High
Club
We gets to
Transylvania, I'm tired of the hoes,
so I shakes her
And I wanna see this pimp called
Dracula
I goes up to
Dracula
Castle, pimps on three of his freaks
Keeps them out till the morning,
and they bust us in the flames
Now I'm all fucked up,
so I goes back to
Dracula
Castle
Cause I want three more hoes
Dracula tries to act all funny,
so I takes a stake, stabs him in the heart
Put garlic around his neck, chop off his head,
and burns a pistachio
Now the people's of
Transylvania is just so elated
Cause I didn't know this pimp
Dracula was a royal pain in the neck
So they make zips to honor
Remy, a
Transylvania
But
Transylvania too slow for a pimp like zips
So what I do is I deflowers all the local virgins
I steals the royal treasury
And then I hops on a private
jet back to
Brooklyn,
NYC
And here I is today,
and that is just what I did last night
Now, I'm about, hold on one second
Ay yo bitch, hold up,
I'm check you for my trap
Ayy, but anyway, like I said, this is
Zilch, the double
P, double
I, double
M, double
P
Cause I be pit, pit, pit,
pit like a motherfucker
And that's what's up, peace out
Ho, hold up, ho
Jeru The Damaja 
