one and two in his fancy car
He wanted to take a specialty class
and he planned to study hard
He always wanted to dive a wreck
for the danger and the thrills
So he signed up for a wreck dive course
and polished up his skills
He traveled down to Cozumel,
dove for two wrecks and a cave
The diving made him thirsty
and tequila's what he craved
So he hopped a cab to San Miguel
and hit every bar in town
He went from wrecked diver
He went from Carlos and Charlie's
The boy started out as a wreck diver
Now he's just plain wrecked
He woke up the next morning
Last night in the Yucatan
He stood up and dusted himself off
And stumbled to a tiki bar
He went from Carlos and Charlie's
The boy started out as a wreck driver
He went from Carlos and Charlie's
And all the boys in between
The boy started out as a wrecked diver
Now he's just plain wrecked
The boy started out as a wrecked diver
Now he's just plain wrecked you