And also, there's this place called Iraq,
and they have all this poisonous gas,
and this has a little bit more priority to me
than who's fucking who
in any fucking building anywhere.
One little spot of anthrax on your lung,
and you are one dead motherfucker.
Came up with another idea,
reckoning that America can be
like a nation of pussies.
I think at this point we're living so good.
Look at this place. Beautiful.
Look at all kinds of nice places in America.
You go to other countries,
a lot of motherfuckers don't have it
as good as we have it.
I think we're kind of getting like
a little bit too plump.
I think we're getting like a
little bit overweight
and we're gonna
get taken out
and we won't even be awake.
We'll be on the fucking
reclining chair
with a satellite dish in the remote
when people come to fucking kill us.
So I reckon we should put on a
way more meaner image
for the rest of the world to see.
And here's some ideas I came up with.
Like, remember a couple of weeks ago
They killed the woman,
you know, the first woman to be executed in the country since the Civil War. Okay
They should have done it at halftime
at some major football game
At the 50 -yard line
And basically what they should have done
is got the local baseball team
to surround her with baseball bats
Close in and club her to death
like they did to Mussolini
Just fucking flatten her until she was a
body bag of broken bones
and fucked up entrails
then they should have hacked her in pieces,
flown the parts
to the White House
and hung the parts off the tree,
videotaped it,
and sent it to the Middle East
and say, see what kind of
crazy motherfuckers we are?
They should execute death row prisoners
at every halftime game.
There's enough of them.
There's tons of them
waiting on death row to go.
They should be killing them,
like at least any World Series,
any Super Bowl,
any playoff game,
halftime there should be a killing
and there should
be a three camera shoot
every hip director or video director in
America gets to do it
Tarantino gets to like videotape his
and like cut it together
put it in some cool music
and like put it out on MTV
and just have like murder television
worse than cop TV to
show the actual brains
flying out mutilation and torture
and say to the rest of the world
we do this shit all the time
we do this shit all the time.
We're fucking insane.
Ayee, ayee, yah!
And just take abstract European tourists,
take them down to Miami
and just kill them, like all the time.
But I have a family. boom, boom, boom.
You have a family in
mourning.
And then you hack them up
and you hang them from
trees in the White House.
And the rest of the country,
the rest of the world will go
like, they're fucking crazy.
And the next time we say Iraq,
put your fucking shit down, they'll go like,
cool, that's cool.
You still got the rotten head
of the woman you killed?
Yeah, I still got it. on my fucking bedpost.
You know? That's
one way to go.
Okay. Maybe not.