A lot of these chicks
keep cryin' murder,
but me, I don't have to move
my hands.
Yes, let these chicks keep cryin' hard luck,
but me, I don't have to move
my hands.
I got myself a little apartment,
a dog and a cat and a workin'
man
He'd never win no beauty contest,
goodness knows he
don't dress fine
I say he'd never win no
beauty contest
Goodness knows he don't dress fine
Ah, but he's healthy and ambitious
An d he lays it on the line
I don't want no hepster lover
They've got larceny
in their eyes
I don't want no hepster lover
They've got larceny
in their eyes
Too slick for that jive,
got a hand full of gimme,
and a mouth full of much obliged
Ah,
but when people see us out together,
they kind of laugh an d turn away
Ah, I say when some people
see us out together
They kind of sneer and turn away
Ah, but the joke is on them, baby
Because I'm eating three
square meals every day
Night chicks, stop cryin' murder
If you just adopt my plan
Yes, you glamour girls can
stop cryin' inflation
If you just adopt my plan
Stop lettin' these hepsters jive ya
Get yourself a workin' man
Now my man ain't a bit good lookin'
He's kinda old and very thin
Which makes no difference
I say he ain't a bit good looking
He's kind of old and very thin
Ah, but they have plenty
of good tunes, honey
Left in an old Violin You