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Women Lose Weight 由<作者/艺术家>演奏的简单吉他和弦 
Morcheeba
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Verse 1
Dm
[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes,
A Woman advisor
Verse 2
Dm
[Verse 1] The name
of this entertainement is
Am
'Women lose weight'
Dm
Our first years of mariage
Am
everything was just great
Dm
Am
But after two kids And a weight gain factor
Dm
The fact is Now she's com
Am
pletely unattractive
Dm
Look fat chicks I don't
Am
mean to sound rude
Dm
I tell her nice hit the gym
Am
And don't eat so much food
Dm
But no Your shallow
Am
Dm
You need to run the course of
Am
unconditionnal love and so forth
Dm
Am
But how if desire's is not there That's
Dm
just delayment
Divorce is, child support,
Am
alimony payments
Dm
Am
My happiness I doubt discouraged
Dm
Am
So hurry for an easier way out
of this marriage
Dm
Meanwhile my secretary
Am
June well groomed
Dm
When you gonna leave your wife I tell her
Am
Dm
soon mommy soon, I assume
Am
Dm
Or my des tiny is blue Interestingly The only
Am
Dm
F
thing left for me to do is to kill her
G
[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your
Verse 3
F
eyes,
G
A Woman advisor
Dm
I'm gonna have to kill her
Am
Of course there's laws which
Dm
enforces divorces
Am
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
F
G
F
What a surpriser, Open your eyes,
G
A Woman advisor
Dm
I'm gonna have to kill her
Am
Of course there's laws which
Dm
enforces divorces
Am
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
Verse 4
Dm
[Verse 2] My plans
against or shenanigans
Am
Kinda ran thin
Dm
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
Am
And I can't swim
Dm
Bad in tentions pumping
Am
Might as well become numb
Dm
Cut her lungs or the obvious
Am
Dm
robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do I have the
Am
nerve to dispatch this
Dm
Who can I get to help me
Am
murder this fat chick
Dm
I guess I'll have to
Am
play a dude robbin
Dm
On Wednesday The day she usually
Am
goes food shopping
Dm
Am
Anyway long story short hit the
G
side of her Chrysler
Dm
G
And sent her clean over the divider
Dm
Am
"You bastard" she said
G
As the wreck went tumblin down the hill
C
I thought "she has to be dead"
Dm
Am
Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant
O'Rourke
Dm
(had me) leapin like a frog We
Am
Dm
need you at the morgue
Am
So I selfishly pursue
Dm
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me
Am
F
to do I had to kill her
G
[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your
Verse 5
F
eyes,
A Woman advisor
G
C'mon ya'll know
Dm
I had to kill her
Am
Of course there's laws which
Dm
enforces divorces
Am
Send that ass right to the
F
morgue miss Kill her
G
F
What a surpriser Open your eyes,
G
A Woman advisor
Dm
I had to kill her
Am
Of course there's laws which
Dm
enforces divorces
Am
Send that ass right to the
Verse 6
morgue miss
Am
[Verse 3]
F
C
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have
F
no clue who did this hit and run
C
No sir we don't have no clues right now
Dm
This is terrible what am I gonna tell
Am
the kids?
Dm
Pull yourself together sir
Am
F
I'm so broken up in side
G
I just can't believe this
F
C
I understand, I understand
Dm
Catch the person who did this
Am
Dm
Am
We're gonna try sir Please
G
Dm
Screamin "who done took my
Am
heart" acting shakin up a lot
Dm
At the funeral though everyone was
Am
Dm
lookin at me odd like I did it
Am
Like I was the reason my mates
slain murmuring
F
"I heard he was displeased with
Dm
her weight gain"
Am
While my secretary sort of a sexy
Dm
blonde can't cook
Am
All she does is order from restaurants
Dm
All of the sex you want I
Am
doubt could address,
Dm
Clothes not washed proper and
house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that
Am
G
was waitin outside
Dm
How I took a long lunch break
G
day the wife died
Dm
I darn near turned pale
Am
G
And because of betrayal they indicted
Dm
Am
Dm
me, and gave me an im possible bail
Am
Good fortune to anyone ad
Dm
miring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Am
Desire is important
Dm
Am
So watch your weight It'll keep you mate
smitten it's a given
F
Though looking back I realised I
didn't have to kill her
G
[Chorus] What a surpriser Open your
Verse 7
F
eyes,
G
A Woman advisor
Dm
I didn't have to kill her
Am
Of course there's laws which
Dm
enforces divorces
Am
Send that ass right to
F
the morgue miss
I killed her
G
F
What a surpriser Open your eyes,
G
A Woman advisor
Dm
I didn't have to kill her
Am
Of course there's laws which
Dm
enforces divorces
Am
Send that ass right to the
F
morgue miss
G
Well there you have it
Verse 8
F
Keep thin trim Keep
G
Dm
your mariage healthy Do you know what I mean?
Am
Dm
Small message from Morcheeba and
Am
F
G
F
Slick Rick the ruler
G
Dm
Am
Peace
Outro 1
Dm
Am
F
C
F
C
Dm
Am
F
C
F
C
Dm
Am
F
C
F
C
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