Lets put on MacGyver & chow
I don't need no college counselor
to tell me how lucky I are
I lay the blame on the clinic and
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver
& chow a couple Xanax bars
So lets put on some Soul Train
and snort a little cocaine
Ill chop some lines maybe one at
a time till were feeling no pain
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and
Ill talk till I drive you insane
Yeah, lets put on some Soul
Train and snort a little cocaine
So lets put on some Scooby Doo
& smoke a couple doobiedoos
I've been high since I was just
a little guy in my Underoos
I sit around on my ass smokin grass
and watchin classic cartoons
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo
& smoke a couple doobie doos
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & s
moke a couple doobie doos