Sally called and she got the word,
She said, I suppose you've heard,
Well, I rushed to the window
And I could hardly believe my eyes
moved up into Alice's Drive
Oh, I don't know why she's leaving
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
24 years just waiting for a chance
and maybe get a second glance
not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?
Grew up together, two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
As she walks through the door
An d just for a moment I caught her eye
pulled slowly out of Alice's drive
I don't know why she's leaving
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
I've been living next door to Alice Alice!
24 years just waiting for a chance
and maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not liv
in' next door to Alice Alice!
Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said, I know how to help
She said, now Alice is gone,
You know I've been waiting
Then the big limousine disappeared
I don't know why she's leaving
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
I've been living next door to Alice Alice!
24 years just waiting for a chance
and maybe get a second glance
But I'll never get used to
not living next door to Alice Alice!
No, I'll never get used to not liv
ing next door to Alice you