I can send for the
joker when I need a nap
Hire a housemaid to run my bath
Send for the doorman to open my door
I can give away my money
if I wanna be poor
I can read a book if I got nothing else to do
But who would I love if I didn't love you?
Do what I'd love if I didn't love you
Do what I'd love if I didn't love you
I can hire a chauffeur to drive my car
If I want music I can play guitar
If I need fun I can leap and shout
Or I can drink till I pass out
I can call a swing if I feel blue
But who would I love if I didn't love you?
Who would I love if I didn't love you?
Who would I love if I didn't love you?
If I didn't love you
I'd be like a lamp without a shade
Like a knife without a blade
A complete charade
Like a sailing ship without a
crew
I can call a butler to pour my wine
I can hire a doctor to straighten my spine
I can buy a guard dog to guard my flat
And I can get a hatter to steam my hat
I can fly around the world
to see a kangaroo
But who would I love if I didn't love you?
Who would I love if I didn't love you?
Who would I love if I didn't love you?
If I didn't love you,
I'd be like a lamp without a shade
Like a knife without a blade,
a complete charade
Like a sailing ship without a crew
If I didn't love you
If I didn't love you