Oooooh, oooh, oooh, ooooh, oooooh,
When you're single at Christmas time,
Visit your mom and her boyfriend
Or your dad and his new wife
and her three screaming brats
Or your uncle in Idaho with 17 cats
When you're single at Christmas time
the less you like moving around
and what families do is gather on
and you like it this way.
You can stay up all night.
You can sleep half the day.
You can sing in the shower,
When you're single, at Christmas time,
You wish you had a fast -forward but ton
to zip you through to next week.
cause I do believe next week
Wise people call New Year's Eve
When it doesn't work out,
is forever ruined for you.
when you want to stay home?
You can talk to your re latives
When they say, come visit
If you say yes, they look at the house
They'll love you for not making
They'll love them for letting you be
you'll buy your own Christmas tree.
still you like it this way.
It's the same if you're straight.
It's the same if you're gay.
You can skip a few showers,
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
