Mr.
Kelly,
if I may remind you to remember the day of horseless carriages
an d divorce -less marriages.
Dear Miss Garland,
I pre sume that in your
memory
you've enough room
to reach infinity or
that vicinity.
My heart booms like it had a
shot of adrenaline.
Your heart booms at the thought
of old lace and crinoline.
So hold your hats,
for here we go to the dear dead days
when the girl's best beau
had his heart in it.
As he went to spin it,
and sang to her this charming Saturday
When you wore a tulip,
a big yellow tulip
And I wore a big red rose
When you caressed me,
it was then heaven blessed me,
what a blessing no one knows.
You made life cheery
when you called me deary,
it was down where the bluegrass grows.
Your lips were sweeter than julep
when you wore a tulip,
and I wore a big red rose.
When you wore a tulip,
yes, you wore a yellow tulip,
and I, and I wore a rose,
a big fat rose.
When you caressed me,
it then heaven blessed me
What a bless, what a bless,
what a bless no one knows
You made life cheery
when you called me deary
It was down where the bluegrass grows
Your lips were sweeter than julep
When you wore a tulip,
and I wore a big bear.