It's an awful surprise,
open your eyes,
wake up in some strange bed
Now I don't recall how I got here at all,
but tequila went to my head
Some señorita took a liking to me,
but that wasn't three days ago
What'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from Mexico?
I guess I could say I was kidnapped,
and I pulled up and I got away
Maybe I lost my memory,
just got it back today
But oh no, no, if I lie it'll show,
she'll look in my eyes
and she'll know
What'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from
Mexico?
It's not easy to hold the Conor O,
but I'm tryin' my best to be brave
My eyes are all red,
got an ache in my head,
and I wish I had time to shake.
Searchin' my mind for some
last minute light,
there's nothin' worth
sayin' I know.
What'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from Mexico?
I guess I could say I was kidnapped,
and I fooled them and I got away.
Maybe I lost my memory,
just got it back today.
But oh no no, if I lie it'll show,
she'll look in my eyes and she'll know.
So what'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from Mexico?
Oh, what'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from Mexico?