things ain't changed in Alabama
or Washington,
D .C. Special interest groups
take care of each other
and I take care of me
I try to keep a low profile,
sometimes that's hard to do
Especially when you know
that Uncle Sam is watching you
They check your charger card
and it's getting hard to do
anything they don't know about
Oh, they learned your habits
who had corned beef and cabbage
last night at your girlfriend's house.
And when we went upstairs,
I wondered as we walked into her room.
Is this place bugged?
Do you think my love?
They know all the things we do.
Well, what you don't
know won't hurt you.
What you can't see can't fight.
What you don't care
will never make you mad
So don't go lookin'
for me tonight
You got your Watergate man
and whoops, I ran
Sure caused a whole lot of fuss
Before Martin Luther, J. Hoover,
John made another lie
Gary Hart, Jim Baker,
things are tough all over
You better not kiss no other woman
unless she's your grandmother
Can you imagine somebody
watching everything you do?
This is the USA where people get paid to watch
people that are watching you
Oh, yes, we got in sider trading
and computer dating,
but I ain't never going for that.
Ain't no machine picking
out my queen,
cause it may not have all the facts.
I've got my own tastes
and my own ways
I'd rather not talk about.
An d my private life is my private life
And they ain't gonna find out
What you don't know won't hurt you
What you can't see can't bite
What you don't hear
will never make you mad
So why go looking for me tonight?
What you don't
know won't hurt you
What you can't see, can't find
What you don't care
will never make you mad
So don't go checking up on
me tonight
Don't be pushin' me too close,
man. I can bite.
We go north, south, east, and west
all at the same time.
Try to figure that out, baby.
You went that -a -way, kid.
Make out your report, man.