Yo Slim Shady
Yo I just had like a nightmah.
Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
It was like a good dreah.
Well it wasn't a good. (What was it?)
Hey yo I just had a crazy
dream man (What?)
Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (Ohhh)
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white?
Yo, yo What if I was
white skin the
same color as cocaine?
Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang
I know one thing; police wouldn't
always be watching me
Pull me over for nothing,
constantly jockin me
(Can I get your autograph?)
The yellow cabs in the city
would stop for me
I wouldn't need collateral to buy property
If I was white, wouldn't matter
if I was rich or poor
SECURITY wouldn't follow
me around the store
Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might
of stole something)
Because I'm black I rob and automatically
assume I ain't got no job
On my own land I feel like an immigrant
If I was white I wouldn't of thought
O.J. was innocent (He did it)
If I was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
(Yo think about that)
What if he was white, white, white, white,
he was white (for a minute)
What if he was white?
What if he was (What if he
was white?)
white, white, white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white?
(What if he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if you were white? (what if
he was white?)
What if he was
white, white, white,
white, white (STICKyyyy what if you were white?)
white, white, white, white, white?
If I was white
It would be a different world for me
If I was white (ummmmmmmm?) What
shade would I be?
Would I be Redneck or
Skinhead, preppy or high class?
YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A
TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
In any case that be the ill shit
right? (Yep)
But there's a good and bad
side of being white
You can't say the N word without startin
a fight (What's up my nigger?)
Couldn't dance to a beat,
I'd have two left feet
Even if I was white plaque still have
a ghetto shit (How you doing?)
Is it a myth or do I really have a little
dick (Nah, it's true!)
If I was white, I would probably
listen to hard rock
and cover my ears when ever I heard
Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
(What if he was white?)
What if he was white, white,
white, white, he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white?
(What if he was white?)
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white, white, white, white,
he was white (ummmmmmmm?)
What if he was white? (What if
you were white?)
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white, white?
(What if he was white?)
Yo, yo, yo, if I was white
I probably wouldn't even think the same
I'd watch Tennis and Golf and bet on
Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn't live around my way
And there probably would of never
even been an Onyx, shit
I be serice sippin vodka
and tonix
Smokin on a marlboro
instead of a Newport
Id live in Long Is
land instead of New York
If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white man
can 't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able
to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads
would think I'm a cop
If he was white
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
(Yo you can't say that)
What if he was white
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white?
What if you were white?
What if he was white?
What - If - He - Was - White?
What if he was white?
What if he was
white, white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white, white?
If he was white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white
(What would you do if
you were white?)
What - If - He - Was - White?
(What if you were white?)
white, white, white, white,
white, white,
(What if you were white!!!!)
white, white, white, white?
What if he was white?
What if he was white?
white, white, white, white, white?
What if he was white
white, white, white, white,
white, white, white, white?
Eminem
