In fact, this is a real number.
Some of the exchanges and directory systems, like options, area code, like weird, you know,
hunting, weekend, sports activity, like, parts of the seasons you have to go through.
So here we are.
Anyway.
So, how are you?
Here I am, and I'm right on the line.
Why was I calling, actually?
For a very important reason, of course,
and the important reason must be that,
Man, if you ever need anything, this is the reason,
you know where to call, because you
have the number, and all you have to do is dial it,
and there will be, it will hook you
up with whatever you need,
and everything will happen after that in the way it should
happen.
Okay.
All right.
That sounds kind of lame actually.
What about the rock?
Actually
the rock has got to happen.
And you know my ex
-girlfriend gave me this like fantastic
rock shirt tonight.
Bob, if you could have seen the shirt.
I'm going to be wearing this
shirt next time I see you.
So good.
Like when I pull out
the shirt out of the bag, I was
like, it doesn't feel like
short sleeves.
And I'm like,
it's like a little too wide
for me. I'm like, I like gut length.
Right.
And I was like, whatever. I was like,
oh man,
it's like embarrassing to put this on. I put it out. like, oh,
so my size.
It's like
my size.
Don't you hate that?
Like, see, I've got this ex -girlfriend,
Leslie.
You've got
good to know she's like such a fantastic chick she's
like the chick of the universe the only
problem is like all that i like was her dude of the universe
for many many years at this point in
time although she's no lesser than she ever was in
fact she's probably greater than she ever was
we have also both equal to greater level and on that
level like we just can't i mean i just can't
I'm on to another thing, you know?
I'm on to, like, I
don't know what I'm on to.
I really don't know what I'm on to,
but I'm not on to her thing.
I love what she's about.
I love what she's
about, man.
This chick is like the coolest chick I ever met,
ever.
Ever,
Bob, ever.
Of all chicks.
Right?
Do you understand that?
Isn't that weird?
Like the coolest chick I ever met.
But I can't deal with her, right?
But it's true.
I can't quite there's this one
little like clip of like the yellow
You know when the thing goes over the edge like there's like
there's like aluminum like it like bow chip
It clicks over and when it clicks down on so it's like it's
steel plate that goes up like the cardboard thing
It goes on like 10 by 10 inch like sleeve
of the whole team like
when that thing goes down, click,
it raised that point, like, I'm like,
that's where, like, the loose is, like,
the little thing.
And not that
I'm, complaining,
because I'm not complaining,
but I'm just saying, like,
I have noticed that.
Since I've noticed that, I've been, like,
I've noticed it,
and one of those guys said, like,
that.
So,
You
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