yes, this really beats the band
there's a lady on his side
that quiver through the night
I set a whole blazing stir
Madness gets a hold on the scene
The policemen and the army
lost control about the loss
All because of Father Christ
Oh, oh, what a funny Christmas
The glue to the riddle isn't there
Is he really part of Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the children stop and stare
people trampled under feet
Mrs. Reindeer upside down
but the slack rope didn't hold
Now she dangles underneath
Set the whole place in stir
Madness gets hold on the scene
The policemen and the army
lost control about the loss
All because of Fodder Christ
Oh, oh, what a funny Christmas
The clue to the riddle isn't there
Is he really for the Christmas
Oh, oh, all the children stop and
Oh, what a funny Christmas
The clue to the riddle is n't there
Is he really for the Christmas
Oh, all the children stop
