Lock the doors, cock the floors,
you better pull a sweater over
top that old white beater
cuz tonight we're on alert
they're biting everything
lock the doors cock the floors
it's West Nile virus last night
they came a spraying through
But I ain't sure that sprayin
Cause this mornin' I woke up
with a cough and a wheeze
I'd rather be a skeeter than a
Lock the doors, pop the floors,
And it's a -comin' down the street
Better protect yourself with deets
Stand away from sand and water,
And to ad d to the confusion,
it's transmitted through a transfusion
I guess old Keith Richards
has finally met his match
Lock the doors, caulk the floors,
It's West Nile... Gah! Get off of me!
Boom things is everywhere!
Hey, check the propane tank
on the ol' Mosquito Delito over there,
would ya? He's eatin' me up.
While you're at it, call that Avon lady
and get another batch of that
Skintastics in over here.
I don't mind if I smell like a fruit
as long as I don't warp like a melon.
