we've been together for a long, time
and then we just turn out the lights
Lately I've been dreaming you in leather,
Let's put up the teddy bears
and get out the whips and chains
Give me weed instead of roses,
bring me whiskey instead of wine
Every puff and every shot,
you're looking better all the time
I don't need a car from Hallmark,
box of candy heaven knows
Give me wheat instead of roses,
Honey, you don't have to worry,
there ain't no one else for me
But lately we have fallen
I ain't getting any younger,
oh but you don't seem to care
Let's trade in the boxers
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
Every puff and every shot
You're looking better all the time
I don't need a car from home
I'll boss a candy heaven knows
Give me weed instead of roses
Let's send the kids to grandma
rip the phone off of the hook
Go call your no -good brother,
we both know what he's been growin'
I'll be waitin' with the whipped cream
and baby, let's get goin'
Get me weed instead of roses,
bring me whiskey instead of wine
Every puff and every shot,
you're looking better all the time
I don't need a car from home
or a box of candy, heaven knows
Give me weed instead of roses
and let's see where it goes
and I'll strike a couple poses
Let's get a little wild and