Everybody's gonna boycott,
not a country's gonna come.
If they have the games at all,
they're gonna be going some.
For the Russians have decided
that they do not like LA.
Well I could have told them that,
I say it fifty times a day.
But there is no need to panic,
and there is no need to cry.
Jumping, tumbling, children by and by
Did you think a little boycott
Would put good times in the soup?
Did you feel that hope was gone?
And could you feel the party poop?
We can have the Olympics over our house
If we use our heads it wouldn't be so hard
Put the athletes on a bus
and bring them over to us
and run them around the yard
if no one's gonna be there
Have the fella with the torch
bring it over to the porch
There's a basket in the driveway
where the kids have always played
that even provides some shade
If the whole world's gonna boycott
If the whole world stays at home
You can come on over to our house
We'll have a good time on our own
We can have the Olympics over at our house
We have a pool above the ground
We think it's the nicest one around
Come on and have the Olympics
Grandma says she'll hold the clock
while they run around the block.
If we have the Olympics over at our house,
We can have a whole caboodle on TV.
Or a neighbor down the street
has a video that's a treat.
he'll end the thing to me.
Come on and have the Olympics
We'll release a couple of
We can run a race or two,
then we'll have some barbecue
Don't you know we're gonna
And as our honorary starter,
we've invited Jimmy Carter
Don't you know we're gonna
