I wish I was the warrior king
in every language that I speak
Lord over all that I survey,
and all that I see I keep
Power omnipresent, undiminished,
With a message; violent fury at
I wish I was a warrior king; inscrutable,
power always at my command
Yet cautious firm but fair and good
I wish I installed angles in every
Agents of my goodness no one
And if you ever crossed me
I'd have your eyes put out
You don't exist without me; without
And if logic won't convince you
then there's always this:
I'm bigger, smarter, stronger, tougher
And though I could crush you like a bug
It will never cross my mind
It wouldn't cross my mind to your neck
Or rip out your vicious tongue
It wouldn't cross my mind to snap
Or squash you like some slug
You are a violent messenger
And I'm not above your taunts
And if you hit me you know