vasectomy song 创作者： 
John Williamson 
N/A
Key: F major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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It's just a
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modern world we live in,
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but why do they pick on me
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Why just the other week
my missus had the cheek
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to talk me into a va- sec- tom- y
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At first it never clicked that
I was gettin' nicked,
I thought it was to test virility
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Than after I went through it,
ten days we couldn't do it
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and then the doctor said to
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me
Verse 3
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bag,
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please sir (What?)
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to test your capability
(I beg your pardon?)
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we're cutting down on accident s
(I said are you fair dinkum He said )
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please blow into this bag and we'll see
Verse 4
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Well - I couldn't believe it at first but you know
what they say about doctors orders.
So he gave me the little bag and ushered me
into the little room with all the pin- ups.
Grubby little room it was, too,
and I came back with my little bag
And the doctor was quite satisfied,
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an d so was I
Verse 5
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It's just a modern world we live in,
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there's new fangled things every day
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The cop said I was speedin',
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ac cordin' to his readin'
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But I was three kilometres away
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I was feelin' pretty mad
when he took out his pad,
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I tried to stay as calm as I could be
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He found a baldy tread,
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he saw my eyes were red
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And then he said this strange thing to me
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(I said what again? He said )
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please blow into this
Verse 6
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bag,
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please sir (I said hang on)
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to test your capability (What?)
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we're cut ting down on accident s
(I said are you fair dinkum? He said )
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please blow into this bag and we'll see
Verse 7
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Well this time I really was shaken up,
the cop could see I was a bit excited
He said well you better take a
good grip on yourself son.
So I went around behind a big gum tree
and came back with my little bag.
Well you can imagine what
happened
Verse 8
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{Verse}
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It's just a modern world we live in,
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I'm feelin' very sad and pale
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The judge said I was sick and
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threw me in the nick
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And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail
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So take it from a fool like me,
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be ware of quacks and boys in blue
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I'm feelin' pretty bruised so
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don't you get con fused
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I'd catch a train if I was you-
ou (All together now )
Verse 9
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please blow into this bag, please sir
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Ahh, It sends a shiver down my spine
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Please blow into this bag, please sir
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If the women don't get you, it's the wine
Outro 1
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