Well, I used to be good looking,
yeah I used to rule the school
Now I'm too ugly to be turning heads
And I'm too old to be cool
I took advantage as best I could
But now I realize I was naive
Well, I used to be good looking
I know it's hard to believe
Well, I used to be good looking,
but now I'm just old and fat.
All I've got are my memories
and the shirt that's on my back.
but now you'd never know,
had no wrinkles on my skin.
Well I used to be good looking,
It didn't matter, I was poor,
All I had to do was show up and wait
the girls all said I'd be a star
I never had to ask for a date
Well, I used to be good lookin'
Got the pictures to prove it was true
From steady girlfriends to
you know I never had the blues.
Inside I still feel like I'm twenty -one,
and that's the picture of
Well I used to be good looking,
but the mirror says I'm not.
I know it's not saying much,
I didn't earn it, but my life was so good
I ain't too proud to brag,
it's the only thing I have
I'd go back in time if I could
Well, I used to be good looking,
but you would never know it now.
Believe it or not, I was hot.
This old dog was the cat's meow.
You might think I'm smart and funny,
with personality to spare
But I used to be good looking,
