He chases
all the ladies and he keeps them on the run.
So an old
Uncle
Smooch
Face, here he comes
He catches all the ladies and
he kisses them on the mouth
Uncle
Smooch
Face, head and side
Uncle
Smooch
Face, head and side
They run into the ladies' room
cause they need to pee
Old
Uncle
Smooch
Face says, kiss me
They didn't even know
they would find him there.
Uncle
Smooch face doesn't care.
Uncle
Smooch face doesn't care.
I know
Uncle
Smoochface and he lives in that town
I hate to bring my girl around
He loves all the ladies with
their pretty hands
Uncle
Smooch face over there
Uncle
Smooch face over there
He loves the little girly and
he even loves her mama.
She don't want to give old
Smooch
Face none.
I guess sometimes he
goes home and cries,
But
Uncle
Smooch
Face never dies.
Uncle
Smoochface never dies
You catch a little girlie and
you kiss her on the mouth
She pulled
Uncle
Smooch's face head on south
He went down in
Virginia where the green grass
grows
Uncle
Smooch
Puss, there you go
Uncle
Smooch
Puss, there you go
He asked for a date and she said, oh my
God
I ain't goin' out with this old dipwad
Then
Uncle
Smoochface vomited on me dress
Uncle
Smooch face made a mess
Uncle
Smoochface made a mess
He run into the lady's
room because he needs to peek.
He loves to meet the ladies when they
come to take a leak.
He is a sloppy smoocher and
he gives their face a lick.
Uncle
Smooch face makes them sing.
Uncle
Smooch face makes them sing.
I know
Uncle
Smoochface and he lives in that town.
I hate to bring my girl around.
He loves all the ladies with
their pretty hair.
Uncle
Smooch face over there.
Uncle
Smooth
Face over there
you