Everybody wants
to get into the act!
I know a fellow, a fellow
who can make your life so mellow,
so mellow.
There's one like him in every town
He's half a man and half a clown
Umbriago
Could be mayor of New York
or of Chicago
Umbriago
Raises came from Portland,
Maine to Santiago
When you worry,
better send for Umbriaco in a hurry.
He's got lots of time,
that's all he spends his time,
he never spends a dime.
So when you feel low,
better send for my friend
Umbriaco.
Umbriago.
Anytime you try to find him,
he is eating. Umbriago.
In his hands a menu takes
an awful beating.
Just last week,
I sauntered out to my ranch.
When I got there, what do I see?
Umbriago milkin' a cow upside down.
And I said, Umbriaco,
what's the idea of milking a
cow upside down?
And he said, why not?
I want the cream to come out on top.
So when you feel low,
better send for my friend
Umbriaco.
Umbriaco.
The hep cats really love him. Umbriaco.
They even like him down in Chile
When you worry
Better send for Hombriago in a hurry
Now he's got lots of time
That's all he spends his time
He never spends a dime
So when you feel low
Better send for my friend, Ombriaco!