Jeff #1 started a company
To sell everything to everyone ever
Jeff #2 met the love of his
Where they were flipping burgers together
Jeff #1 noticed that everyone
While on the couch in their underpants
Jeff #2 had three kid s to take care of
And one day he saw an advert
Jeff #1 was hiring part- time grunts
To run up and down warehouse aisles
Jeff #2 said any job will do
Put on an employable shirt
Jeff #1 figured workplace efficiency
With a secret system of algorithms
Jeff #2 took every shift that he could
Though his passion was souping up
Jeff #1, just call him Evil Jeff
I think it's obvious by now
And Jeff # 2, he can be Virtuous Jeff
He could only get hired as
Try telling that to people
Working and watching their own
Evil Jeff invented robot spies
And convinced everybody to buy one
But Virtuous Jeff had neither
And he didn't want to own
Evil Jeff said these humans
So he increased their hourly targets
He told Virtuous Jeff, son,
you just have to work harder
He was selling his sweat,
One night when the warehouse
in the middle of the floor
His fellow workers tried to help
But he was dead before the
paramedics got to the door
And nothing ever happened
He just keeps playing the
But one day there will be one
And they will rise up together
