Straight-laced leather-faced he rolled
In like he owned the two-bit town
Dol lar bills bulging from his
The population they gathered
Nothing this exciting since a
Blew a front tire and landed
Everybody talkin' everybody strainin'
Tryin' to get a little peek
Chorus: It's just the world
Payin' for the gas he wickedly
And continued on his journey
Just about the time a siren
The pot bellied sheriff he whizzed
With his self inflicted grammar
Accusations at the long haired
While a local d.j. from the fifty
The whole damn thing on tape
It's just the world they'll never know
Not a country fair side show
Reality they'll somehow never see
He's what they've tried to kill
With their bibles and their stills
But he's not weird just a man that's
The holy roller preacher told the
That the devil had passed right
with their locks in curls were
A talkin' 'bout that hair upon
Now the kids got their cookies
Saved some souls and the story
spread to everyone in sight
He was gone before the night
It's just the world they'll never know
Not a country fair side show
Reality they'll somehow never see
He's what they've tried to kill
With their bibles and their stills
But he's not weird just a man
