On a train on my way to Bristol,
They've cut my mobile phone off,
I don't get paid till the end of the week
I guess a piss up in a brewery
is cheaper than you think
There's no money in making music,
there's musicians who don't care
You see I like drinking whiskey
and singing songs for taxi fare
I got a tenner in my pocket baby
I'll take you somewhere nice
If you say that you'll be my baby tonight
means that we got everything
A walk in the park it won't cost us a thing
Still got that tenner left in the morning
But then the very next day
I bought that ticket two days ago,
it was much cheaper back then
But the guy that works at the station,
he won't let me through the gate
He said the train I booked has already left,
He said I'd have to pay again,
it struck me as unreasonable
I told him I was skinned,
he told me that he didn't make the rules
And tell him to fuck off,
brings the worst out of me
if you get me home for free
