Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!
If your lifestyle is stuck, make it movies.
If you sing it like that, make it rain.
If you're writing a book, make it groovy
If you're staging a play in your brain
If your lifestyle is still making magic
If your party trick's slow -burning green
If you know what it feels to be tragic
If you know how it feels to
Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!
Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!
You can spend all your time waiting tables
You can learn all your tables in time
And the people who live on the ceiling
Tasted orange and lemon and lime
And the needle you thread
Is the same as the one in your eye
If you're changing your name,
Where your sister's one hell of a guy
