Everybody's got to do the
and try to top the other man
Well I've been tops at the
things that I really mean
Well, I've been tops at dealing,
I've been tops at stealing
I've been tops at everything,
and the good books say don't do
Well, I've been tops at sassing,
I've been tops at everything,
but I'm bottom at loving you
with the sun up in the sky
and the grass so growing green
The sky's all blue and me loving you,
can't you see what's to be seen?
But I can't live if you won't give me
So come on baby, give a little maybe
that the good folks said don't do
but I'll be toxic lovin' you
I won't be topsy -dee -ling,
I won't be topsy -stealing,
I won't be topsy -everything
that the good book says you don't do,
I won't be topsy -sassing,
I won't be topsy -grassing, I'll be bottom
But I'll be topset lovin' you
Yes, I'll be bottom of everything
But I'll be topset lovin' you
