调:G major•
Verse 1
always have been handy,
Then a geezer popped his napper,
Verse 2
But instead I told 'im all
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as soon as I walk out my door
and banging on the bedroom floor
Verse 3
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He's Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead,
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the randy handy man
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He bolts 'round at their command
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With his nuts held tightly in his hand
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bang, screw
Interlude 1
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Verse 4
If a lady's got a problem
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dyno- rod
on the phone
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And banged her beam all day
Stripping her chimney breast out
And sticking in his R.S.J.
Verse 5
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He's Toolbag Ted from Birkenhead,
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He services her every need
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With charm, discretion, tact and speed
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And satisfaction guaranteed
Verse 6
Look at that grace and style!
As a general rule his expert tool
Makes all the ladies smile
He's pulling out his plunger
And pumping fit to burst
In the capable hands of
Toolbag Ted
Verse 7
Some husbands do not like it when he
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doesn't charge at all?
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And in her darkest corners he
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will make a final stand
Halfway up her skirting with his
stopcock in his hand
Verse 8
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He never leaves a job half done
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A whatsit need a thingummy bob
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In fact he's always on the job
Outro 1
screw
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