There's an old Australian
and he gets himself up onto one elbow
and he turns to his mates
who are gathered around and he says,
watch me wallabies feed mate,
they're a dangerous breed mate,
so watch me wallabies feed.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
Keep me cockatoo cool curl,
Oh, don't go acting a fool curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
Jack, take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track
Mack, so take me koala back,
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down, sport,
And mind me platypus duck, Bill,
oh, don't let him go running amuck, Bill,
just mind me platypus duck,
tie me kangaroo down, sport,
tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Play your didgeridoo, Blue.
Like, keep playing till I shoot through, Blue.
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport.
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport.
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred.
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So he tanned his hide when he died,
And that's it hanging on the
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
