I'm not so good in the house,
but oh -ho -ho in the park,
you'd be surprised.
I'm not so good in the light,
but oh -ho -ho in the dark,
you'd be surprised.
Now I'll admit,
I don't look much like a lover,
but you can't judge a book by its cover.
I've got the face of an angel,
but there's the devil in my eye.
I don't look very strong,
but when you sit on my knee,
you'd be surprised.
Cause I'm a delicate thing,
but when I startin' to squeeze,
you'd be surprised
Now at a ball, or at a dance,
you might think that I
wasn't built for romance
But in a Morris chair,
you'd be surprised
I'm not so good in the house,
but oh, in the park,
you'd be surprised.
I'm not so good in the light,
but oh, in the dark,
you'd be surprised.
Now I'll admit,
I don't look much like a lover,
but you can't judge a book by its cover.
I've got the face of an angel,
but there's the devil in my eye
Now I don't look very strong,
but when you sit on my knee
You'd be surprised
Cause I'm a delicate thing,
but when I startin' to squeeze
You'd be surprised
Now at a ball or at a dance
You might think that I wasn't
built for romance,
But in a Morris chair,
you'd be surprised.