My twin brother's name was said
and he looked just like me
He got me in the tightest squeeze
He stuffed that pipe with
and he headed for the door.
Daddy took out af ter him,
but he called me instead.
He did n't know the difference,
Then one time he put a pack
right in the teacher's chair.
Just as soon as she came back,
she saw him standing there.
My twin brother walked away,
I remember till my dying day
the look on a teacher's face
Then the teacher colored me,
She did n't know the difference,
With the sweetest little girl I ever known,
And so we set the wedding day,
But when it rolled around,
It really makes me sad to say
My twin brother courted her
And married her, and still
She did n't know the difference,
when brother's out of sight
to how he has to work at night
And every time I take her out
She wonders what it's all about,
why I laugh so much, you see
I play my cards close to my vest
She doesn't know the difference, but I do
