They know stuff, about a lot of stuff
And that's the trouble with scientists,
They feel stuff about real stuff
They make me feel insensitive
So I don't want no artistic painters,
I just want to sit around and hold your hand
I don't want no politicians
Forgot to mention them politicians
that they don't understand
And that's the trouble with scientists
An d that's the trouble with scientists
Uh -huh, they make you feel stupid
So I don't want no artistic painters,
I just wanna dance real close
And I don't want no used car salesman
If he shows up I'm gonna nail him
Cause the clunker that he sold me
And that's the trouble with scientists
And that's the trouble with scientists
Oh, they make me feel so damn stupid
