to wear a mustache and a bow tie
And wear those pretty suede shoes
that a lot of those sissies buy
Smoke cigarettes and drink iced tea
And hold my little finger up high
I'll go out behind the old red barn
And let a gray mule kick my brains out
When I get sissy enough to wear
You'll know I'm on my last notch
When I get sissy enough to go
with my shirt tail hanging out
I'll go out behind the old red barn
let a green ewe kick my brains out
when I get sissy enough to say
and eat those salads with
and toast without any butter
and drink my coffee with sugar and cream
and chase my liquor with water.
I'll go out behind the old red barn
and let a gray mule kick my brains out.
to wash the dishes for my wife
you'll know I'm ruined for life.
to take that gum bath each day,
I'll go out behind the old red barn
and let a gray mule kick my brains out
When I get sissy enough to wear
And wear those pretty suede shoes
that a lot of those sissies buy
And smoke cigarettes and drink iced tea
And hold my little finger up high
I'll go out behind the old red barn
and let a gray mule kick my brains out
When I get sissy enough to wear
a dat -gum old wristwatch
you'll know I'm on my last notch
When I get sissy enough to go
with my shirt tail hangin' out
I'll go out behind the old red barn
and let a gray mule kick my brains out you
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