left a bar one evening bare.
And one could tell by how he walked
he'd drunk more than his share.
He stumbled on until he could no
Then he staggered off into the grass
to sleep beside the street.
Ring -ding -deedle -deedle -i -dee -oh,
ring -di -deedle -oh -dee.
He stumbled off into the grass
to sleep beside the street.
Later on, two young and lovely girls
And one says to the other
with a twinkle in her eye
You see on sleeping Scotsman,
so strong and handsome built
what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring -ding -deedle -deedle -i -dee -oh,
ring -di -deedle -do -dill
what they don't wear beneath
They creeped up to the sleep
Lifted up his kilt above the waist
And there, behold, for them to view
beneath his Scottish skirt,
Ring -ding -deedle -deedle -i -dee -o,
ring -di -deedle -o -der,
They marveled for a moment,
but let's leave a present
For our friend before we move along.
So as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon
Tied into a bow, around the bonnie star
Of the Scots Kilt Lifting Show.
Ring -ding -deedle -deedle -aye -dee -aye
Ring -die -deedle -doe -doe
of the Scots Kilt Lifting Show.
The Scotsman woke to nature's call
and stumbled toward the trees
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt
and he gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to
but I see you've won first prize
Ring -ding -deedle -deedle -i -dee -o,
Friend, I don't know where you've been,
but I see you won first prize
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