Can't You see us in a rickshaw
Droppin' in on Susie Wong
Can't you see the split kimono?
On the road to Hong Kong
Sippin' a little oolong tea
They'll adore us in our pigtails
Sittin' down to play mahjong
You and me on a spree
We'll be right where we belong
On the road to Hong Kong
Sippin' a little oolong tea
Kowloon, oh Kowloon
We can't get there too soon
Cuz the gal who's cute
has the cutest loot
that I'm just dying to tun
e
Can't you taste those crazy
Oh, oh, is it life a merry song
when a Chinese gone?
Those ding -ding -dong
We'll be on the happy
road to Hong Kong,
sip a little oolong tea.
We'll be lighting firecrackers
just to entertain the throng.
Every night is Chinese New Year
on the road to Hong Kong,
sip a little oolong tea.
There's a crazy Chinese incense
that can make a weak man strong,
just a whiff is terrific.
Sip a little oolong tea.
It's grand, oh it's great,
what joy to contemplate.
With each Chinese meal
there's a Chinese deal
Tell your fu ture and fate
No more Turner, no more Babcock
Harry Chan and Chester Fong
Let the Chinese gong
Go ding, ding, dong
We'll be on the happy
road to Hong Kong
Smoke a little hookah,
nicotine bazooka