Let's be honest, we're brought up to seek humour,
intelligence, grace, decency and wisdom
But when it comes to the chase,
all that counts is the body and the face
One girl is cute, one has top grade passes
Incredibly bright but incredibly thin
With frizzy hair and terrible skin
Nobody wants the plain friend,
nobody wants the plain friend
But they go home alone in the end
One boy is built like an Olympic athlete
The other is nice and loyal and fat
Nobody wants the plain friend,
nobody wants the plain friend
You pretend to defend the
politicians you depend on
But they go home alone in end
One lady is frivolous, gorgeous and flirty
A Venus de Milo whose morals are dirty
Nobody wants the blame, friend
Nobody wants the blame, friend
You pretend to defend the
politicians you depend on
But they go home alone in the end
The other will chatter from sunset till dawn
The one with the brain is so stimulating
Nobody wants the plane friend
Nobody wants the plane friend
But they go home alone in the end
Nobody wants the plane friend
Nobody wants the plane friend
You pretend to defend what
But they go home alone in the end
Nobody wants a playing friend
Nobody wants the playing friend
what the T's you depend on
But they go home alone in the end
