The teacher said it's time to
think about the annual play,
and sponsored by the PTA.
Most of you have seen the script
who would like to play the part of Honey?
The part calls for a lady
who has beauty, wit and charm
Who falls in love with Jerry Walsh
and go off to see the world
Now who would like to play
slowly raised into the air
Other members of the class
all turned around to stare
For Sally Jordan was a poor girl,
She could never play the part of Honey
The teacher just pretended
that she didn't see the hand
Instead she picked the daughter
Poor and pretty Sally sat there
She wanted so to play the part of Honey
The play went off without her end
never did forget the high school play
She didn't get to play the part of Honey
about a movie in the town
People came to see it for a
For there was someone in it
Sally Jordan played the part of Honey
Perhaps the moral of the story's
For beauty is as beauty does
When all has been considered,
Just who it is that fits the part of honey
