Everything that you're
about to hear
has been quadruple checked
for accuracy.
Boing!
The new warrior got 18 toes,
got the great green breath,
got the aqua doze.
Eat a slice of pizza pie
and throw that back in the air.
Throw a mighty nice party
wishing that he was there.
Too much posse all night
when the bats come out.
Got the ladies all undressed
making the neighbors shout,
Oh shit here it comes,
better call the police.
Got 25 people in the bathtub,
another 25 on the roof at least.
Throw your hands up in the air,
no guns, just farts and vans
and big wavy hair
Punks jump up and let the party begin,
we're gonna drink ice wine
until the sky falls in
Soup's kitchen, no problem,
ice wine drinkin',
smoke dope all day with the DEA
Chillin' like an iceberg,
drinkin' hot toddies
Hell yeah, motherfucker
Gotta dance,
but I like to walk around in space,
got sprayed on shoes that don't lace
Grind up Mississippi steaks
and make a meal for Allah
Talkin' sweet good God
and whatever the fuck it was you saw
Throw your hands up in the air,
no guns just funds advancing,
big wavy hair
Punks jump up and let the party begin,
we're gonna drink our swine
until the sky falls in, so
Throw your hands up in the air,
no guns just funds advancing,
big wavy hair
Punks jump up and let the party begin,
we're gonna drink our swine
until the sky falls in, so
Yeah, that's right.
Damn, girl, your skin's
so soft like toilet paper
on a Saturday night,
feeling like a roll of cash
in the satellite.
Aliens in super large sweet
bowls of oil,
spinning around the room,
eyes wrapped up in tinfoil.
Holding the key to all the president's rooms,
mining down the non -believers,
throwing them in the river of doom.
What is the difference
between hell and heaven?
The distance between the numbers
666 and 777.
Throw your hands up.
In the air, no guns,
just sparks and pins
and big wavy hair
I got the avocado Mercedes Benz
A brand new 280z,
super smooth tropical oil
from the coconut tree
Easy to get into tight shorts
cause they fit,
no need to wonder,
just throw up some shit
Mom didn't wear no bra in 76
What the fuck?
Blasting out the mad mix,
super stupid loops with
the creamy gravy
Yo yo ma, fuck it,
the whole damn Navy been to LA
No I ain't ever going back,
I got zapped in the silks
by a zillion Christians
Got shoes and jeans
and whatever I need,
I got fitties in my pocket, not pee
Throw your hands up in the air,
no guns, just funds advancing,
big wavy hair punks,
jump up and let the party begin,
we're gonna drink our swine
until the sky falls in,
got to throw your hands up in the air,
no guns, just funds advancing,
big wavy hair punks,
jump up and let the party begin,
we're gonna drink our swine
until the sky falls in,
so throw your hands up in the air,
no guns, just funds advancing,
big wavy hair punks, jump
We're gonna drink ice wine
until the sky falls in
So throw your hands up in the air
No guns just guns and vans
and big wavy hair
Punks jump up and let the party begin
We're gonna drink ice wine
until the sky falls in
So throw your hands up in the air
No guns just guns and vans
and big wavy hair
Bob Schneider 
