that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
who might well be underground
And who never would be missed,
who never would be missed
There's the pes tilential nuisances
Or people who have flabby hands
Or children who are up in dates
and floor you with them flat
shake hands with you like that
who aren't spoiling tater -tates insist
They'd none of them be missed,
they'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the list,
he's got them on the list
And they've none of them be missed,
they've none of them be missed
There's the ban jo serenade
and the others of his race
And the people who eat peppermint
They never would be missed,
they never would be missed
Then the idiot who praises
and every country but his own
And the lady from the provinces
but who'd rather like to try
And that sin gular anomaly,
Well, I don't think she'd be missed
I'm sure she'd not be missed
And I don't think she'd be missed
I'm sure she'd not be missed
Who just now is rather rife
And clowns of private life
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
Such as what you call him, Thingy Bob,
And likewise, oh, well, never mind,
And also, shh, you know who,
The task of filling up the blanks
Would rather leave to you,
But it really doesn't mat
Whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of them be missed,
You'd be put upon the list,
You'd be put upon the list,
And they'd none of them be missed,
