When I was just a wee little boy,
One Christmas morning I received
A wonder to behold it was,
And the first trime I laid eyes on it,
it became my heart's delight
The first time that I picked
it up I had a big surprise
That looked like big green eyes
I first pushed one, then the other,
And when I set it down again,
It went zip when it moved
It first marched left, then marched right
And then marched under a chair
And when I looked where it had
gone it wasn't even there
I started to cry, my daddy laughed,
he knew that I would find
When I turned around my marvelous
It went zip when it moved
The years have passed too quickly it seems,
And yesterday I gave to him
His eyes nearly popped right out of his head,
Neither one of us knows just what it
is but he loves it just like me
It still goes zip when it moves