That's the Mainer's Thing
A safety pin can't tickle my chin
And that's the Mainers' thing
That's the Mainers' thing
That's the Mainers' thing
All we wanna do is cuddle and spook
Oh, that's the Mainers' thing
Sugar makes my coffee sweet
And candy is so good to eat
that makes my life complete
And that's the Mainers' thing
Is that the Mainers' thing?
Yes, that's the Mainers' thing
It's sugar and vitamin A, B, C
And that's the Mainers' thing
That's the Mainers' thing
That's the Mainers' thing
All we want to do is cuddle and snooze
Now, I like baseball, football, softball,
I like fishin' in the spring,
but I'd rather swooch and
cause that's the mainest thing.
Is that the mainest thing?
Yeah, that's the mainest thing,
the fish on the fly can't twinkle its eyes,
and that's That's Mainers' thing.
My mommy can say the silliest thing.
She told me that the boys are mean.
Sure, that's the Mainers' thing.
Oh, so that's the Mainers' thing.
Yeah, that's the Mainers' thing.
Oh, that's the Mainers' thing.
That's the Mainers' thing.
That's the Mainers' thing.
All we want to do is cut that spoon,
call that the Neighbors' Day!