Oh, we're meetin' at the courthouse
You just walk in the door and
take the first turn to the right
Be careful when you get there,
But we're taking down the names
of everybody turning left
Oh, we're the John Birch Society,
Here to save our country from
Join the John Birch Society,
To get this movement started we need
Now there's no one that we're
certain the Kremlin doesn't touch
Pegler doth protest a bit too much
We only hail the hero from
We're not sure what he did but he's
Oh, we're the John Birch Society,
Socialism is the ism dismalest of all
Join the John Birch Society,
Have you heard they're serving
Well you've heard about the agents
Well MPA has agents that are
We're after Rosie Clooney, we've
And the day we get Red Skelton
Oh we're the John Birch Society,
think he's kidding us along
But the John Birch Society
knows he spilled the beans
He keeps on preaching brotherhood,
but we know what he means
We'll teach you how to spot 'em
in the cities or the sticks
is just full of Bolsheviks
There's no one left but thee and we,
and we're not sure of thee
Oh, we're the John Birch Society,
Here to save our country from
Join the John Birch Society
We'll use our hand and hearts and if we must
Do you want Justice Warren for
Do you want Mrs. Krushchev
You cannot trust your neighbor
If mommie is a commie then you
Oh, we're the John Birch Society,
Fighting for the right to fight the
right fight for the Right
Join the John Birch Society
And we'll all be glad to see you
when we're meeting in the John
The John, the John Birch So- ci- I- teee.
