Joe met Frank
whilst working out at the YMCA.
The bench presses and the
forearm curls
were what got them off that day.
On the floor of a darkened weight room
for an hour these two did lay.
In the distance they heard others basketball their lives away,
their lives away.
Their workout being over to the showers
these two did go in the shower room they
showered and Frank gave his soap to Joe
a very coarse -veined businessman
what to think just you'd not know
when Frank asked his chum to do his back
and places down below down below
To Frank's request, Joe did agree
with a time -square sleazy smile
The gaping mouths of
the washed -up jocks
could not cramp Joe's style
Fondling done with the soaked -up hands,
Canon did beguile
It was Greek to them and
they came again
Thrashing on Coaltail, on Coaltail!
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
They strolled around the locker room,
taking in the sights.
They mounted scales and weighed themselves,
out of habit they checked their
heights.
Together they squeezed
blackheads
underneath fluorescent lights.
Then Frank performed a modern dance
in Joe's bikini tights.
BIKINI TIME!
Joe and Frank, they left the Y,
their exercising done
They ambled down West 63rd,
their love had just begun
Back inside, dad tied sneakers
for his six -year -old young son
And around and around the
indoor track
a pretty girl did run,
she did run.
Thank you.
This is called Rufus is a Tit Man,
this next one, yeah?
Now I don't know
if they're going to play this one on the radio
or not,
but I guess we'll find out.